Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!
Son Heung-min
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…
Growing Pains
Steff, Gareth and Milo discuss our loss to Wolves, ask how long this has been going on and probe Sonny’s finger and Jurgen’s sack.
We Like Last Minute Goals This Week
Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.
Half Season Review
This week, it’s our mid-season review, with Steff, Milo, and Ram looking back at what we’ve achieved, who’s achieved it, who’s stood out, what Ange has brought to the Lane, and where we currently are. Get a beverage and settle in because in the words of Crystal Waters, this is 100% pure love.
You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angey
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at a highly entertaining match v Bournemouth, offer some movie recommendations and spotlight the Hollywood blockbusters which have accurately cast Ange in their smash hits…all this AND Milo makes a stone-cold cast iron prediction! 2024 is off to a flyer!
Taupe Hazy Shade Of Winter
Steff and Milo look back at games against Brighton and Everton, discuss the state of the squad (and evaluate early targets) with that January window around the corner, and we’ll drill down into how different the game is when you’re in row 4 right behind the goal staring at Jordan Pickford’s arse. It’s a leisurely, holistic and informative chat to close out the year, so do join us.
Grin And Toonic
Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at our Richly deserved 4-1 win over Newcastle which saw the Son shine again over White Hart Lane as Angeball totally Sarrsed out howe to win this one convincingly, in the end condeming the Magpies to a Porro defeat which will surely prove a Ben-ch mark in our return to winning ways. We also discuss languid loins, broken noses, and Romero’s red mists…
It’s Just Who We Are, Mate
The final whistle went and we have heartfelt views, honest perspectives, detailed notes, and pride in our mighty Spurs after tonight’s monumental match at the Lane. Milo leads the immediate post-match discussion with Steff and Ricky.
Angeball Is Back
Hot off the final whistle, Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at our return to the top of the table via our 2-0 win over Fulham, and discuss how we coped with Angeball withdrawals, why VdV is irreplaceable, and get into a scramble with coffee and eggs! In you go!