Taupe Haze On The Tyne

Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!

Heroes & Villains

Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!

Half Season Review

This week, it’s our mid-season review, with Steff, Milo, and Ram looking back at what we’ve achieved, who’s achieved it, who’s stood out, what Ange has brought to the Lane, and where we currently are. Get a beverage and settle in because in the words of Crystal Waters, this is 100% pure love.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Milo, Gareth and Ricky chat about our draw at Man Utd, ask if it is a sign of how far we have come under Ange that we are disappointed with just a point, and as we begin to see players returning from injury, we marvel at the team spirit that has got us through the last couple of months and where that can take us the rest of this season.

Porro The Leader

Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at the FA Cup 3rd round win over Burnley, admire Porro’s power, discuss Ryan Sessegnon’s situation, dive into the Werner window action, listen to Milo state where the best Balti pie in football lives AND take the Tuchel in Dier fashion. Dig in!

Grin And Toonic

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at our Richly deserved 4-1 win over Newcastle which saw the Son shine again over White Hart Lane as Angeball totally Sarrsed out howe to win this one convincingly, in the end condeming the Magpies to a Porro defeat which will surely prove a Ben-ch mark in our return to winning ways. We also discuss languid loins, broken noses, and Romero’s red mists…

It’s Just Who We Are, Mate

The final whistle went and we have heartfelt views, honest perspectives, detailed notes, and pride in our mighty Spurs after tonight’s monumental match at the Lane. Milo leads the immediate post-match discussion with Steff and Ricky.

Bentancur Is Back

Steff, Milo, and Ricky pontificate on the the view from up top as we look back at the 2-1 win over Palace, we talk beautiful goals, we talk onfield education, we talk how fantastic Ange is, and we excitedly discuss the return of that beautiful bearded semi-mohawked mullet magician of a man known as Rodrigo Bentancur…join us!

Happy Days

The happy days continue as Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at an eventful game on Saturday night as we beat Liverpool 2-1, fight their way through the cacophonous North-Western gale force winds to analyse how it happened, ponder the plonkerdom of ex-pro pundits, and offer advice on how not be a fool getting parted from your money…