B*llocks

Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…

Porro The Leader

Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at the FA Cup 3rd round win over Burnley, admire Porro’s power, discuss Ryan Sessegnon’s situation, dive into the Werner window action, listen to Milo state where the best Balti pie in football lives AND take the Tuchel in Dier fashion. Dig in!

Taupe Hazy Shade Of Winter

Steff and Milo look back at games against Brighton and Everton, discuss the state of the squad (and evaluate early targets) with that January window around the corner, and we’ll drill down into how different the game is when you’re in row 4 right behind the goal staring at Jordan Pickford’s arse. It’s a leisurely, holistic and informative chat to close out the year, so do join us.

Grin And Toonic

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at our Richly deserved 4-1 win over Newcastle which saw the Son shine again over White Hart Lane as Angeball totally Sarrsed out howe to win this one convincingly, in the end condeming the Magpies to a Porro defeat which will surely prove a Ben-ch mark in our return to winning ways. We also discuss languid loins, broken noses, and Romero’s red mists…

No Centre Backs, No Problem

Steff, Milo, and Ricky discuss our draw against City, enjoy the fruits of Angeball, ask why some pundits keep calling Ange’s tactics naïve, discuss the efforts of our depleted squad, and wax lyrical on why Deki is the absolute business right now.

Bentancur Is Back

Steff, Milo, and Ricky pontificate on the the view from up top as we look back at the 2-1 win over Palace, we talk beautiful goals, we talk onfield education, we talk how fantastic Ange is, and we excitedly discuss the return of that beautiful bearded semi-mohawked mullet magician of a man known as Rodrigo Bentancur…join us!

Utter Conte

Steff, Milo, and Gareth take time to sort through the rubble left behind by Conte’s post-Southampton hand-grenade, and assess how we managed to turn a 3-1 lead into a 3-3 draw against Southampton at St. Mary’s. Has Conte lost the players? Tune in because we will break it down for you…and Gareth also creates a new terrace classic for one of our future stars!

A Stroll Through The Forest

Steff, Milo and Ram look back at a stroll through the Forest, enjoying both sausage rolls and vegan fare, how we nearly bored AC Milan to elimination (err, not quite), and how things stand with the current manager; how do we feel about him, how does he feel about us, and what’s the likely conclusion. No holds-barred, rational yet passionate discussion awaits you…