B*llocks

Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…

Taupe Haze On The Tyne

Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!

A Bad Day At The Office

Steff, Milo, and Ricky conclude that sometimes, football can just be a shit-sandwich, albeit we take the time and care you’ve come to expect to both analyse said-sandwich from Craven Cottage on Saturday night, and explain why we will all be eating far tastier sandwiches again in the future. We will also be discussing Ange’s response to the ‘plastics’ question posed to him during last Friday’s press conference, and explaining why Tottenham Hotspur belongs to the world and not myopic, traditionalist grumps. One and all from everywhere, step onboard…

Heroes & Villains

Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!

You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angey

Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at a highly entertaining match v Bournemouth, offer some movie recommendations and spotlight the Hollywood blockbusters which have accurately cast Ange in their smash hits…all this AND Milo makes a stone-cold cast iron prediction! 2024 is off to a flyer!

Grin And Toonic

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at our Richly deserved 4-1 win over Newcastle which saw the Son shine again over White Hart Lane as Angeball totally Sarrsed out howe to win this one convincingly, in the end condeming the Magpies to a Porro defeat which will surely prove a Ben-ch mark in our return to winning ways. We also discuss languid loins, broken noses, and Romero’s red mists…

Bentancur Is Back

Steff, Milo, and Ricky pontificate on the the view from up top as we look back at the 2-1 win over Palace, we talk beautiful goals, we talk onfield education, we talk how fantastic Ange is, and we excitedly discuss the return of that beautiful bearded semi-mohawked mullet magician of a man known as Rodrigo Bentancur…join us!

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

This week, Steff, Gareth, and Milo discuss Yves, peeves, but no real bellyaches as the Spurs go marching into top spot after a 1-0 win at Luton. We also discuss Richy, managing Madders and Sonny, plus how many minutes the latter will actually have to play on international duty. Anyone fancy a coffee?

Bullseye

Steff, Milo, and Ricky feel the continuing good vibrations of the Ange-era, discuss beating Bournemouth, Madders hitting the bullseye, Robbie Williams role in the Devine – Port Vale loan, Ricky’s birthday love for Mr P, look, there’s loads of fun stuff because we’re giddy! So just press PLAY!