Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!
Premier League
A Bad Day At The Office
Steff, Milo, and Ricky conclude that sometimes, football can just be a shit-sandwich, albeit we take the time and care you’ve come to expect to both analyse said-sandwich from Craven Cottage on Saturday night, and explain why we will all be eating far tastier sandwiches again in the future. We will also be discussing Ange’s response to the ‘plastics’ question posed to him during last Friday’s press conference, and explaining why Tottenham Hotspur belongs to the world and not myopic, traditionalist grumps. One and all from everywhere, step onboard…
Heroes & Villains
Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…
Taupedoed
Ricky and Milo go it alone after Steff was blown off course. We discuss our games against Everton and Brentford and look back at the January transfer window and ask, how well did we do?
Half Season Review
This week, it’s our mid-season review, with Steff, Milo, and Ram looking back at what we’ve achieved, who’s achieved it, who’s stood out, what Ange has brought to the Lane, and where we currently are. Get a beverage and settle in because in the words of Crystal Waters, this is 100% pure love.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Milo, Gareth and Ricky chat about our draw at Man Utd, ask if it is a sign of how far we have come under Ange that we are disappointed with just a point, and as we begin to see players returning from injury, we marvel at the team spirit that has got us through the last couple of months and where that can take us the rest of this season.
You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angey
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at a highly entertaining match v Bournemouth, offer some movie recommendations and spotlight the Hollywood blockbusters which have accurately cast Ange in their smash hits…all this AND Milo makes a stone-cold cast iron prediction! 2024 is off to a flyer!
No Centre Backs, No Problem
Steff, Milo, and Ricky discuss our draw against City, enjoy the fruits of Angeball, ask why some pundits keep calling Ange’s tactics naïve, discuss the efforts of our depleted squad, and wax lyrical on why Deki is the absolute business right now.
Between The Sticks
Steff, Milo, and Ram head into our own box and discuss that most unique of positions – goalkeeper. We look back at some of the greats, the not-so-greats, the memorable, and the beloved to have worn our keeper’s shirt, plus we test Steff’s theory that keepers are ‘the drummers’ of football.