Taupe Haze On The Tyne

Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!

A Bad Day At The Office

Steff, Milo, and Ricky conclude that sometimes, football can just be a shit-sandwich, albeit we take the time and care you’ve come to expect to both analyse said-sandwich from Craven Cottage on Saturday night, and explain why we will all be eating far tastier sandwiches again in the future. We will also be discussing Ange’s response to the ‘plastics’ question posed to him during last Friday’s press conference, and explaining why Tottenham Hotspur belongs to the world and not myopic, traditionalist grumps. One and all from everywhere, step onboard…

We Like Last Minute Goals This Week

Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.

Half Season Review

This week, it’s our mid-season review, with Steff, Milo, and Ram looking back at what we’ve achieved, who’s achieved it, who’s stood out, what Ange has brought to the Lane, and where we currently are. Get a beverage and settle in because in the words of Crystal Waters, this is 100% pure love.

Angeball Is Back

Hot off the final whistle, Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at our return to the top of the table via our 2-0 win over Fulham, and discuss how we coped with Angeball withdrawals, why VdV is irreplaceable, and get into a scramble with coffee and eggs! In you go!

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

This week, Steff, Gareth, and Milo discuss Yves, peeves, but no real bellyaches as the Spurs go marching into top spot after a 1-0 win at Luton. We also discuss Richy, managing Madders and Sonny, plus how many minutes the latter will actually have to play on international duty. Anyone fancy a coffee?