Diamonds, Hearts & Queens (Park Rangers)

Steff and Milo dive the friendlies against QPR and Hearts, get over excited about our young players, and ruminate on who might be ready to serve in the first-team squad this season. Plus we officially retire the word ‘congruence’ and bring in new first teamer ‘harmony’ to the delight of TGIAG’s grammar squad!

Season Review 23/34

This week it’s our season review and annual awards! You’ll hear Steff, Milo, and Ram evaluate our season with a series of shrewd observations, honest reflections on key moments, and nobody trying to weasel out of what they got wrong. All in all this one’s packed with great vibes – much like Ange’s first season. All aboard…

Men With Ven

Steff, Milo, and Gareth discuss our win over Burnley, Micky van de Ven winning games and player of the season awards, and the growth in both Spurs Women and the U21s who have both enjoyed a season of tremendous growth. We’ll even discuss what we want from Tuesday; isn’t it obvious?

B*llocks

Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…

Low Blockbusters

Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…