Steff, Milo, and Ricky look at our brilliant young signings and academy players. We get hyped about what could be the most exciting era in our modern times and have a go at predicting our team in 5 years time. Get ready to feel excited about the seasons ahead…
Brennan Johnson
Is This The End Of Vibes FC?
Steff, Milo, and Ricky discuss the Liverpool and Chelsea defeats, recent performances, whether Ange is to blame, backbones (or lack thereof), faith, desire, expectations, and realities.
B*llocks
Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…
Johnson & Johnson
Milo, Gareth and Ricky discuss our draw at West Ham, our win over Luton, the financial results and we hear from Steff from deep behind enemy lines in Stratford.
Heroes & Villains
Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…
We Like Last Minute Goals This Week
Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.
Jesus, Eeyore and Tigger
This week, Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at the 4th round FA Cup match against Man City, discuss Jesus, Eeyore and Tigger, analyse foul or not foul, ponder what the FA Cup really means at this stage, and check in on the rumour mill and latest news.
Porro The Leader
Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at the FA Cup 3rd round win over Burnley, admire Porro’s power, discuss Ryan Sessegnon’s situation, dive into the Werner window action, listen to Milo state where the best Balti pie in football lives AND take the Tuchel in Dier fashion. Dig in!
You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angey
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at a highly entertaining match v Bournemouth, offer some movie recommendations and spotlight the Hollywood blockbusters which have accurately cast Ange in their smash hits…all this AND Milo makes a stone-cold cast iron prediction! 2024 is off to a flyer!