A Scrappy Win

Steff, Milo and Gareth celebrate 300 episodes of the pod by discussing our 1-0 WIN (capital letters!) at Wolves. Of course there was the usual ration of 2025/26 ‘luck’ which came with it (injuries) and we’ll discuss those, plus we’ll be looking at some of the off-field moves this ‘curious leadership’ have made and are looking to make. It’s a bit like a Black Mirror episode…

Simons Says

Steff, Milo, and Ram discuss the awakening of Spurs against Brighton, who turned in a fine performance despite the heartbreaking concession of that last minute equaliser. We also discuss why Xavi Simons should keep his place, what De Zerbi is doing, and whether we think it will be enough!

Limping On

Steff and Milo look chronologically at a week which started with Thomas Frank’s Warm & Fuzzy Training Ground Lunch, and ended with a last gasp point scraped at Burnley. Meanwhile, the alternate universe Spurs cruised to an easy 2-0 win in the Champions League v Dortmund. We also shamelessly celebrate Cristian Romero!

Topsy-Turvy Tottenham

Steff and Milo look back to another topsy-turvey Tottenham week as the highs of Alkmaar are balanced by defeat to Fulham. There’s humour, metaphors, existentialism, recognition of frustration, brave attempts to pronounce Bergvall properly, recognition of how glorious our first-choice CBs are, PLUS a formal declaration that our season essentially hinges on 5 games IF we can knock out the first two of those! It all makes sense…honest guv!

Cherry Picking

Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at the Bournemouth 2-2 draw and the Europa League first-leg defeat at AZ Alkmaar. We look at the good (Vicario and Bergvall), the bad (not showing up in the Netherlands), and the ugly (our season has essentially come down to one very tough game as a consequence). We also re-visit The Sad Tale of Mabbutt’s Knee, and reflect on Alan Pardew’s finest (?) moment in a Spurs shirt. Hmmm…

Djed Can Danso

Steff and Milo look back at two wins and two clean sheets against Elfsborg and Brentford. Whiskey is had in celebration, an impromptu academy pod is dipped into by proxy, Milo reveals the true scope of his Djed Spence appreciation, and an enthusiastic Steff (fueled by the grain) challenges Milo’s editing skills. How wonderful it is to finally enjoy a week like this!