Melon Farmers

Steff, Milo, and Ram look into the latest Tottenham trials, tribulations and tumult, with analysis of the good (Eintracht Frankfurt), the bad (Wolves), and the ugly (err, that’s Wolves again). There is also thought given to our incoming CEO, and the beam of light which is Lucas Bergvall. We also review our own performance as a pod during this bizarre season as TGIAG eyes a trophy!

Topsy-Turvy Tottenham

Steff and Milo look back to another topsy-turvey Tottenham week as the highs of Alkmaar are balanced by defeat to Fulham. There’s humour, metaphors, existentialism, recognition of frustration, brave attempts to pronounce Bergvall properly, recognition of how glorious our first-choice CBs are, PLUS a formal declaration that our season essentially hinges on 5 games IF we can knock out the first two of those! It all makes sense…honest guv!

Cherry Picking

Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at the Bournemouth 2-2 draw and the Europa League first-leg defeat at AZ Alkmaar. We look at the good (Vicario and Bergvall), the bad (not showing up in the Netherlands), and the ugly (our season has essentially come down to one very tough game as a consequence). We also re-visit The Sad Tale of Mabbutt’s Knee, and reflect on Alan Pardew’s finest (?) moment in a Spurs shirt. Hmmm…

Up For The Cups

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at a week of clean sheets, cup progress, our love of all things fresh and Kinsky, why we love a Gray day, the continuing glory of Djedemption, and the immense talent that is Lucas Bergvall. Plus Milo gets all dreamy about some fashionable Djedwear! From beating the best team in Europe to toppling Tamworth (after extra time) ’tis simply another week at THFC!

Can’t Catch A Break

Steff, Milo, and Ram go into the fatigue zone breaking apart two more games (Wolves home and Forest away) in our Dickensian crawl through deep Midwinter, with injuries enveloping our valiant players like unwanted shitty polyester blankets, and the only truth being can we – as a football club – physically put one foot in front of the other. No weirdo diet or kitchen metaphors, just honest conversation about the state of the Spurs union.

Are You Not Entertained?

Steff and Milo reflect on 16 goals over two games, the importance of staying the course when you have a plan, and why words matter. There are also more culinary metaphors and some festive drinks suggestions. You know us, it’s never dull…