Steff and Milo look back into the mists of time (last Wednesday) at the home game against Man City and run the rule over our loanees so far this season. We also pontificate on the importance of variety when having breakfast, and draw attention to how things have officially gone batty at the Training Centre. No, honestly…
Destiny Udogie
Witness The Fitness
Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at the 4-1 away win over Ipswich, run the rule on our returning players, and bask in the productivity of refreshed Son & Johnson. We also preview how the Europa League now looks, AND how could we not enjoy a little schadenfreude as we reflect on the loud choking sounds drifting from the vicinity of that waste disposal estate in Ashburton Grove.
Can’t Catch A Break
Steff, Milo, and Ram go into the fatigue zone breaking apart two more games (Wolves home and Forest away) in our Dickensian crawl through deep Midwinter, with injuries enveloping our valiant players like unwanted shitty polyester blankets, and the only truth being can we – as a football club – physically put one foot in front of the other. No weirdo diet or kitchen metaphors, just honest conversation about the state of the Spurs union.
Night Of The Living Djed
Steff, Milo, and Ram reflect on a resounding 5-0 thumping of Southampton, delight in this affirmation of Angeball, contemplate why we sell all our long-haired legends to Real Madrid, and shower praise on Archie Gray, Lucas Bergvall AND Djed Spence…we have a laugh with this week’s episode so join us!
Bad Habits
Steff, Milo, and Gareth sink their teeth into the Ipswich and Galatasaray matches, find the perfect space between a bit of a grumble, and common sense perspective, take a view on the Hugo Lloris autobiography, and quite literally sing the praises of our relationship with Westerlo! If you don’t feel better afterwards, have another Guinness and listen again!
2 Steps Forward, 1 Step Back
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss the disappointment of Palace, the Alkmaar win, how we love Moore and Moore and Moore (you have to sing that!) and discuss how appalling our behaviour was against West Ham. Fine? Yes, but not really. Saddle up for the ride…
Spurs Are Good And We Are Happy
Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at the demolition West Ham, the resurgent Sonny, the dominant Deki, and how Ange is no one-trick pony. It’s all enjoyable, defiant, and factually undeniable stuff, so welcome aboard…
Deki Dance
Jingle bells jingle f**king bells this week as Steff and Milo reflect on the cakewalk at Old Trafford, settle back for a leisurely pop at pundits, bask in the warm glow of precise, controlled Angeball reaping consistent rewards and salute our Swedish Pele – Dejan Kulusevski, who has come to symbolise all that is right about Spurs 2024/25. We even take generous time to offer Man Utd fans an overview of why it’s so shite at Old Trafford (you’re welcome!) plus we look back at Qarabag midweek and the fan forum! Settle in for the Tottenham love parade!
Frankly, Mr Solanke
Steff, Milo, and Gareth wrap up the pre-season preparations with a look back at the second Bayern Munich clash in a week. We offer our season preview and predictions, we get excited about our new DOMinant forward signing, there’s a few tears, there’s hair standing up on necks, there’s steely resolve, there’s bags of optimism, it’s all there as we prepare for the start of the 2024/25 season.
The Future’s Bright
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look at our brilliant young signings and academy players. We get hyped about what could be the most exciting era in our modern times and have a go at predicting our team in 5 years time. Get ready to feel excited about the seasons ahead…