Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!
Destiny Udogie
Mettle Micky
Milo and Ram discuss our win over Nottingham Forest, Micky’s thunderbastard, the mad 15 minutes at the end of the first half, half time subs, and moving into the top 4.
Johnson & Johnson
Milo, Gareth and Ricky discuss our draw at West Ham, our win over Luton, the financial results and we hear from Steff from deep behind enemy lines in Stratford.
A Bad Day At The Office
Steff, Milo, and Ricky conclude that sometimes, football can just be a shit-sandwich, albeit we take the time and care you’ve come to expect to both analyse said-sandwich from Craven Cottage on Saturday night, and explain why we will all be eating far tastier sandwiches again in the future. We will also be discussing Ange’s response to the ‘plastics’ question posed to him during last Friday’s press conference, and explaining why Tottenham Hotspur belongs to the world and not myopic, traditionalist grumps. One and all from everywhere, step onboard…
Heroes & Villains
Steff, Milo, and Ram bask in the warm glow of a heroic thrashing of Aston Villa, pay homage to Pape Sarr’s incredible balls, celebrate Brennan Johnsons’ development and point the finger at the villainous John McGinn. There’s order, there’s chaos, and there’s laughter so come on in and join us!
We Like Last Minute Goals This Week
Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.
Jesus, Eeyore and Tigger
This week, Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at the 4th round FA Cup match against Man City, discuss Jesus, Eeyore and Tigger, analyse foul or not foul, ponder what the FA Cup really means at this stage, and check in on the rumour mill and latest news.
Half Season Review
This week, it’s our mid-season review, with Steff, Milo, and Ram looking back at what we’ve achieved, who’s achieved it, who’s stood out, what Ange has brought to the Lane, and where we currently are. Get a beverage and settle in because in the words of Crystal Waters, this is 100% pure love.
The Benaissance
Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at our 2-0 victory away to Notts. Forest, review the balance between refs letting it go and imminent danger, hail the mighty Ben Davies and pick our top Tottenham Christmas presents. Milo also defines his loins once and for all.
A Kick In The Pods
Milo, Gareth and Ricky chat about our last minute defeat at Wolves, our injury crisis, what we can do to cope until those players are back, Brennan Johnson’s first Spurs goal and Sonny’s tackle.