Steff, Milo, and Ram look back at our first game of the season draw against Leicester at the King Power Stadium, take a view of J**** V****, the signing of Wilson Odobert, the departure of Oliver Skipp, plus we give you the exclusive news of Emerson Royal’s incoming Balon d’Or.
Rodrigo Bentancur
Frankly, Mr Solanke
Steff, Milo, and Gareth wrap up the pre-season preparations with a look back at the second Bayern Munich clash in a week. We offer our season preview and predictions, we get excited about our new DOMinant forward signing, there’s a few tears, there’s hair standing up on necks, there’s steely resolve, there’s bags of optimism, it’s all there as we prepare for the start of the 2024/25 season.
Top Of The Flops
Steff and Milo discuss six Tottenham transfers that didn’t work out; Tanguy Ndombele, Roberto Soldado, Sergiy Rebrov, David Bentley, Paulinho, and Helder Postiga. Is it fair to label them ‘flops’? Are all transfers a gamble? Were there mitigating reasons why these transfers didn’t work out? All this and the latest news and transfer rumours.
B*llocks
Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…
Taupe Haze On The Tyne
Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!
Mettle Micky
Milo and Ram discuss our win over Nottingham Forest, Micky’s thunderbastard, the mad 15 minutes at the end of the first half, half time subs, and moving into the top 4.
Johnson & Johnson
Milo, Gareth and Ricky discuss our draw at West Ham, our win over Luton, the financial results and we hear from Steff from deep behind enemy lines in Stratford.
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…
Growing Pains
Steff, Gareth and Milo discuss our loss to Wolves, ask how long this has been going on and probe Sonny’s finger and Jurgen’s sack.
We Like Last Minute Goals This Week
Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.