Steff, Milo, and Gareth wrap up the pre-season preparations with a look back at the second Bayern Munich clash in a week. We offer our season preview and predictions, we get excited about our new DOMinant forward signing, there’s a few tears, there’s hair standing up on necks, there’s steely resolve, there’s bags of optimism, it’s all there as we prepare for the start of the 2024/25 season.
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Djedemption?
This week the two-dot lounge of Steff and Milo continue their detailed overview of Spurs pre-season matches with our friendlies against Bayern Munich and Team K League. We hail the Djedemption, and debut the sensational new transfer window rumour judgement tool, the Pleaty Bullshit Metre in honour of a man who knew how to spot talent on the pitch and bollocks off it. It’s relaxed, it’s fun, but there’s a ton of detail with regards to our pre-season so far. Join us!
Big In Japan
Steff and Milo look back at the match against Vissel Kobe in Tokyo, discuss the flavour of this pre-season so far, and take a view on the direction the club is unequivocally heading. Happy days!
Diamonds, Hearts & Queens (Park Rangers)
Steff and Milo dive the friendlies against QPR and Hearts, get over excited about our young players, and ruminate on who might be ready to serve in the first-team squad this season. Plus we officially retire the word ‘congruence’ and bring in new first teamer ‘harmony’ to the delight of TGIAG’s grammar squad!
Season Review 23/34
This week it’s our season review and annual awards! You’ll hear Steff, Milo, and Ram evaluate our season with a series of shrewd observations, honest reflections on key moments, and nobody trying to weasel out of what they got wrong. All in all this one’s packed with great vibes – much like Ange’s first season. All aboard…
Foundations
Steff and Milo get together to chat about our last game of the season, a comfortable win away at Sheffield United, our loss to Manchester City midweek and the fallout from Ange’s press conference after the City game.
Men With Ven
Steff, Milo, and Gareth discuss our win over Burnley, Micky van de Ven winning games and player of the season awards, and the growth in both Spurs Women and the U21s who have both enjoyed a season of tremendous growth. We’ll even discuss what we want from Tuesday; isn’t it obvious?
B*llocks
Steff, Milo, and Ram talk bollocks about the North London Derby, discuss why Ben White is a twat, breakdown centimetres in modern football commesurate to arse sizes, discuss why Ben White’s fake tan is a twat, analyse those corners, discuss why we think Ben White is a tosser, declare our undying hatred of the Goons and express our personal belief that this journey is going to end up at an excellent destination, AND why Cuti Romero is our player of the season. Tis therapy with a grimace and a grin, join us…
Johnson & Johnson
Milo, Gareth and Ricky discuss our draw at West Ham, our win over Luton, the financial results and we hear from Steff from deep behind enemy lines in Stratford.
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…