Taupe Haze On The Tyne

Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!

Grin And Toonic

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at our Richly deserved 4-1 win over Newcastle which saw the Son shine again over White Hart Lane as Angeball totally Sarrsed out howe to win this one convincingly, in the end condeming the Magpies to a Porro defeat which will surely prove a Ben-ch mark in our return to winning ways. We also discuss languid loins, broken noses, and Romero’s red mists…

How Do We Fix This Mess?

Steff, Milo, and Ricky try to make sense of the enormous debacle that was St. James Park. It’s painful, it’s raw, it’s honest, we laugh, we get upset, we seek light at the end of our dark tunnel, we offer each other (and you) yet further therapy in this collapsing shit-show of a season…

Reservoir Slogs

Steff, Milo and Gareth trudge through the sludge of a bad week in N17, ponder our generosity, bemoan the calendar once more, discuss the details which are costing us so much right now, and conclude that the only way forward is putting on our big-boy suits, dark sunglasses and going ‘full Quentin’ through mid-November. We’re in this together, so join us won’t you?

Celestial Bodies

This week Steff, Gareth, Ricky and Milo explore our solar system, why Roberto Carlos is shiiiiite, what apps we couldn’t live without and…oh, that’s right, there was a spot of football to discuss too! Cue glee, joy, spaniels, whiskey and the Conte machine in full flight-mode. Come ON!!!

Nuno Gets A Toon Out Of Tottenham

This week, Milo, Ricky, Gareth and Steff look back at a very satisfying match against the latest Premiership loadsamonies, look at what the new ownership at Newcastle represents, try to figure out how it could be allowed and discuss what the ‘red line’ would be for us with regards to the status of someone/somenation buying our club. You will also learn what we had for breakfast; Gareth is a rebel.