Steff, Gareth and Milo get together to discuss the right f*cking mess that is Tottenham Hotspur, our draw at Everton, Paratici’s week to forget and we decide to put Richarlison in charge of the press office.
Cristian Romero
Oliver’s Army
Steff, Milo and Ricky discuss beating .6 billion quid’s worth of investment, Cristian Romero’s new watch, Ben Davies on his 300th appearance and an opening goal that put a Skipp in everyone’s step? Ollie Ollie Ollie, oi oi oi!
The Greatest
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss record-breaking Harry Kane, another defeat of Man City, why the staff must start preparing iced towels and breathing exercises in the 28th minute, and the stone cold fact that however much you try to intellectualize it, Pep’s just a knob. Enjoy!
An Elephant In The Room
For the first pod of 2023, Steff, Milo, and Ricky explore the various turbulences and issues swirling around Spurs as we look back at the matches against Aston Villa and Brentford. Souffles, Sophia Loren, Nandos, omelettes, it’s all part of the discussion as we try to figure out what is going on. It’s Specials, trust us…
Derbies and Dystopia
Steff, Milo and Gareth look back the summer transfer window, the draw at West Ham and the win over Fulham, eulogise the life-force that is Richarlison, and realize that next week’s match against Man City is actually a battle between cyberpunkish good (the aforementioned Richy) versus cyborg Bond villain Evil (Haaland). We also wonder if we’re too old to get away with Richy’s hair (not Milo or Gareth, just, err, Steff). 10 minute sin bin for him anyone?
The Late Show
Steff, Ricky and Gareth discuss the week that was, transfer news, The Rockford Files, who’d be the great DJs in Spurs squad history, the new third kit…oh, and some little matter in West London involving Spurs at Chelsea, even though there wasn’t much of note to discuss…you know the score. Don’t mess with Antonio when you shake his hand, or something like that…
Carry On Cruising
Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!
Everything Is Awesome!!!
Steff, Ricky and Milo dive deep into the 2-1 Walter Tull Trophy winning victory against Rangers at Ibrox, cast our eye over our debutants and discuss the world’s best right wing back Lucas Royal. We also discuss the latest transfer rumours, this week’s Spurs news, preview the documentary series chronicling our faux neighbour’s ‘Project’ AND find time to critique hair and socks! You know what you’re doing for the next hour or so, right?!
Season Review – 2021/22
This week we review our 2021/22 season. Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo look back at the journey from Nuno to Antonio and all the details within. We also have our second annual awards, the Glory Glenns, as we also ponder the glorious cult ascendance of Emerson Royal. There’s lots to sink into so what are you waiting for?
Move Any Mountain
This week, Steff, Milo and James look back at the 1-1 draw against Liverpool at Anfield (where there was no shamen anybody in what was a Royal performance), and try to stay calm and non-hyperbolic as the biggest NLD ever looms on the horizon. We also look at why Newcastle are a force to be reckoned with, and how Dele could get us back into the CL. Missing all this would be naughty naughty verrry naughty, so 3-2-1…