Steff, Milo and Gareth look back the summer transfer window, the draw at West Ham and the win over Fulham, eulogise the life-force that is Richarlison, and realize that next week’s match against Man City is actually a battle between cyberpunkish good (the aforementioned Richy) versus cyborg Bond villain Evil (Haaland). We also wonder if we’re too old to get away with Richy’s hair (not Milo or Gareth, just, err, Steff). 10 minute sin bin for him anyone?
Hats Off To Harry
Milo and Steff are joined by special guest, Caroline Stefko, of N17 Women and the Spurs Across The Pond newsletter to look back at our win over Nottingham Forest, ponder what is shit-housing versus genius, discusses ‘that’ assist, and revel in the joys of consistent drinking. We even find the only true words of coherent genius Pete Doherty managed as a Libertine, and that’s a fact.
7 Up
This week you’ll learn what trip-hop bands get drunk on, why Tuchel is the ‘smallest’ man in football, what the EXACT state of our squad is in relation to domestic and European rules, how we beat Wolves 1-0, and all because Steff and Ram were joined by a returning, rejuvenated Milo who wrote 17 pages of notes in a hail of Czech lager last week with his pants on!
The Late Show
Steff, Ricky and Gareth discuss the week that was, transfer news, The Rockford Files, who’d be the great DJs in Spurs squad history, the new third kit…oh, and some little matter in West London involving Spurs at Chelsea, even though there wasn’t much of note to discuss…you know the score. Don’t mess with Antonio when you shake his hand, or something like that…
Carry On Cruising
Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!
Season Preview – 2022/23
Steff, Ram and Milo look back at our (not-so) friendly against Roma, our pre-season as a whole, how our new boys are fitting in and make their predictions for the 2022/23 season. There’s also The Week That Was, transfer tattle and our latest incredulous response to the All For Nothing gift that will apparently keep on giving.
Everything Is Awesome!!!
Steff, Ricky and Milo dive deep into the 2-1 Walter Tull Trophy winning victory against Rangers at Ibrox, cast our eye over our debutants and discuss the world’s best right wing back Lucas Royal. We also discuss the latest transfer rumours, this week’s Spurs news, preview the documentary series chronicling our faux neighbour’s ‘Project’ AND find time to critique hair and socks! You know what you’re doing for the next hour or so, right?!
Seoul Brothers
Steff, Ram and Milo look back at the highly successful South Korean tour, evaluate the week’s rumours, ponder punchable faces in footy, find out Milo’s favourite jersey for the 2022/23 season and connect the dots as to why the away shirt might have been designed to look aquatic. Inspect that turf Richy and do it twice a game near the area…or something like that.
Paratici’s First Year
It’s mucho deporte as Steff, Gareth, Simon and Milo discuss the latest Spurs news, round-up the transfer rumours, preview of our upcoming friendlies in South Korea and give Fabio Paratici his annual appraisal as we review his first year at the club.
Get Richarlison Or Die Tryin’
Steff, Ricky and Milo discuss why the Richarlison signing is so important, dive headfirst into the transfer rumours of the week, and have a frank off-the-cuff discussion about Spurs transfers which broke our hearts. We guarantee the reflection on one will surprise you…and no, we did not mention Teddy Sheringham even though we should have!