Buffet Slayers

Steff and Milo look back at a ‘won-draw’ against Brighton on the south-coast, reflect on what sort of lunch our return to the Champions League against Villarreal was (metaphor alert), and pick the side for our League Cup tie against Doncaster Rovers. 

Cherry Bomb

Steff, Milo, and Ram dig into the debris of that Bournemouth match before embarking upon a pod journey which embraces everything from Super Pav to jigsaw puzzles to purple dildos! You don’t believe us? Load it up and listen…

Legend

Steff, Milo, and Ram find a few words to share on another quiet week at Spurs which saw us beat Arsenal 1-0 in Hong Kong, say goodbye to the mighty Sonny in Seoul, and potentially lose James Maddison for a while. So yes, not much in this episode (ahem)…

All We Can Think About

Steff, Milo, and Gareth talk about…well it’s pretty f*%king clear what! Wednesday. In Bilbao. Thoughts, emotions, and reasons to be cheerful 1-2-3. They also do the hard yards and discuss the Villa match. By the end of the pod you will fully understand what it is to love with fearless passion (or something like that)!…

Bodø and the Bubble Perverts

Steff & Milo go for good old fashioned ramble and stroll through the wasteland that is the Stratford Carpet Warehouse, reflect on a fantastic night against Bodø/Glimt in the first-leg of the Europa League semi-final, preview the second leg, show our appreciation for Norway, and compare James Maddison to Steff’s totemic and Maine Coon cat, Bubbles. Milo, meanwhile, expresses what he’d do to leakers!

Forest Frustration

Steff and Milo crash the mics to throw down an instant reaction to the defeat against Forest. Steff goes wandering all over the place, Milo pulls it back into shape, and the conclusions are both honest and heartfelt. Maybe you’ll feel the same; you won’t know until you join us…

Topsy-Turvy Tottenham

Steff and Milo look back to another topsy-turvey Tottenham week as the highs of Alkmaar are balanced by defeat to Fulham. There’s humour, metaphors, existentialism, recognition of frustration, brave attempts to pronounce Bergvall properly, recognition of how glorious our first-choice CBs are, PLUS a formal declaration that our season essentially hinges on 5 games IF we can knock out the first two of those! It all makes sense…honest guv!

Cherry Picking

Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at the Bournemouth 2-2 draw and the Europa League first-leg defeat at AZ Alkmaar. We look at the good (Vicario and Bergvall), the bad (not showing up in the Netherlands), and the ugly (our season has essentially come down to one very tough game as a consequence). We also re-visit The Sad Tale of Mabbutt’s Knee, and reflect on Alan Pardew’s finest (?) moment in a Spurs shirt. Hmmm…

Bert and Loanees

Steff and Milo look back into the mists of time (last Wednesday) at the home game against Man City and run the rule over our loanees so far this season. We also pontificate on the importance of variety when having breakfast, and draw attention to how things have officially gone batty at the Training Centre. No, honestly…

A New Start

Steff, Milo, and Gareth reflect on the 1-0 win over Man Utd at home, the return of a few welcome faces and their Vic-torius contributions, Milo comes up with another platitude for Djed Spence, we discuss DJ Whiteman, and we also find ourselves getting a bit existential about the latest take-over rumours floating about. Oh, and always remember…lads, it’s United.