It’s Over

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at a comfortable, fun 4-1 win at Leeds, as well as pondering the ‘merits’ of some absolute wankers, from Jake Humphrey to Sam Allardyce. We also reflect on Lucas and his final flourish AND we once again eulogise Harry Kane. There’s cocktails, there’s hope, and there’s fun.

God Save The King

Steff, Milo, and Gareth discuss our win over Palace, King Harry’s horny headers, broken records, youth gone wild, and the damn fine job Ryan Mason is doing…we also bid a fond farewell to a pod favourite as a first-team regular. Plenty of tactically fluid conversation to enjoy, so go on then!

How Do We Fix This Mess?

Steff, Milo, and Ricky try to make sense of the enormous debacle that was St. James Park. It’s painful, it’s raw, it’s honest, we laugh, we get upset, we seek light at the end of our dark tunnel, we offer each other (and you) yet further therapy in this collapsing shit-show of a season…

Davostated

Steff, Milo, and Ram play it as fast and loose as a ‘last 20 mins 5 forwards on the pitch’ Tottenham Hotspur v Bournemouth at the new Lane, complete with bizarre, exciting tangents, and definitive context and answers! We also make very, very, clear why the bullying and booing of Davinson Sanchez was not just a disgrace, but does deep damage to the club’s future managerial prospects. Serious therapy with some fun in there. We’d have it no other way?…

Utter Conte

Steff, Milo, and Gareth take time to sort through the rubble left behind by Conte’s post-Southampton hand-grenade, and assess how we managed to turn a 3-1 lead into a 3-3 draw against Southampton at St. Mary’s. Has Conte lost the players? Tune in because we will break it down for you…and Gareth also creates a new terrace classic for one of our future stars!

A Stroll Through The Forest

Steff, Milo and Ram look back at a stroll through the Forest, enjoying both sausage rolls and vegan fare, how we nearly bored AC Milan to elimination (err, not quite), and how things stand with the current manager; how do we feel about him, how does he feel about us, and what’s the likely conclusion. No holds-barred, rational yet passionate discussion awaits you…

Half Baked

This week, in light of two 1-0 defeats, cup elimination, and overall confusion about where Tottenham Hotspur are, Steff, Milo, and Ricky arrive at the heart of all that matters, but not before discussing baking, Prince lookalikes and Beyonce bungee packages at the new Lane after a spot of karting…

What A Fox Up

Steff, Milo, and Ram break apart the debacle against Leicester, taking first the instant view and then the analytical one of every goal conceded. There are some interesting conclusions. We’ll also try to wrap our heads around injuries, and which song Daniel Levy best resembles. It’s educational therapy, so come join us on the couch…