Steff, Milo and Gareth look back the summer transfer window, the draw at West Ham and the win over Fulham, eulogise the life-force that is Richarlison, and realize that next week’s match against Man City is actually a battle between cyberpunkish good (the aforementioned Richy) versus cyborg Bond villain Evil (Haaland). We also wonder if we’re too old to get away with Richy’s hair (not Milo or Gareth, just, err, Steff). 10 minute sin bin for him anyone?
Harry Kane
Hats Off To Harry
Milo and Steff are joined by special guest, Caroline Stefko, of N17 Women and the Spurs Across The Pond newsletter to look back at our win over Nottingham Forest, ponder what is shit-housing versus genius, discusses ‘that’ assist, and revel in the joys of consistent drinking. We even find the only true words of coherent genius Pete Doherty managed as a Libertine, and that’s a fact.
7 Up
This week you’ll learn what trip-hop bands get drunk on, why Tuchel is the ‘smallest’ man in football, what the EXACT state of our squad is in relation to domestic and European rules, how we beat Wolves 1-0, and all because Steff and Ram were joined by a returning, rejuvenated Milo who wrote 17 pages of notes in a hail of Czech lager last week with his pants on!
The Late Show
Steff, Ricky and Gareth discuss the week that was, transfer news, The Rockford Files, who’d be the great DJs in Spurs squad history, the new third kit…oh, and some little matter in West London involving Spurs at Chelsea, even though there wasn’t much of note to discuss…you know the score. Don’t mess with Antonio when you shake his hand, or something like that…
Everything Is Awesome!!!
Steff, Ricky and Milo dive deep into the 2-1 Walter Tull Trophy winning victory against Rangers at Ibrox, cast our eye over our debutants and discuss the world’s best right wing back Lucas Royal. We also discuss the latest transfer rumours, this week’s Spurs news, preview the documentary series chronicling our faux neighbour’s ‘Project’ AND find time to critique hair and socks! You know what you’re doing for the next hour or so, right?!
Into The Transfer Rumour Mill
Steff, Milo and Gareth…
1) Reveal the new James Bond
2) Dive into the transfer rumour mill. How does it work and who to trust?
3) Look at this week’s biggest transfer gossip
4) Give you the full low-down on everything from England U19s to Daniel Levy’s insistence on horticulture in N17
5) Reveal who is responsible for the true birth of the semi-scurrilous transfer rumour in modern football. A clue. It is someone on this week’s show, and unless you listen, you’ll never know because you’ll never, ever guess who it is…
Season Review – 2021/22
This week we review our 2021/22 season. Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo look back at the journey from Nuno to Antonio and all the details within. We also have our second annual awards, the Glory Glenns, as we also ponder the glorious cult ascendance of Emerson Royal. There’s lots to sink into so what are you waiting for?
Tangible Fruit
This week, Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo plan an end of season party where Ricky will be doing his best Chas and Dave impression. We waste no time talking about our game against Burnley and once again see who is getting twitchy as the top four chase reaches the final chapter.
North London Is Ours
Enjoy 40 minutes of Steff and Milo talking about the easiest 60 minutes of our season. North London is ours.
Move Any Mountain
This week, Steff, Milo and James look back at the 1-1 draw against Liverpool at Anfield (where there was no shamen anybody in what was a Royal performance), and try to stay calm and non-hyperbolic as the biggest NLD ever looms on the horizon. We also look at why Newcastle are a force to be reckoned with, and how Dele could get us back into the CL. Missing all this would be naughty naughty verrry naughty, so 3-2-1…