This week, in light of two 1-0 defeats, cup elimination, and overall confusion about where Tottenham Hotspur are, Steff, Milo, and Ricky arrive at the heart of all that matters, but not before discussing baking, Prince lookalikes and Beyonce bungee packages at the new Lane after a spot of karting…
Premier League
Oliver’s Army
Steff, Milo and Ricky discuss beating .6 billion quid’s worth of investment, Cristian Romero’s new watch, Ben Davies on his 300th appearance and an opening goal that put a Skipp in everyone’s step? Ollie Ollie Ollie, oi oi oi!
By Royal Appointment
Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at the always fun always joyful beating of West Ham, the dynamism of Davies, PEH and Royal (!!!), why Sonny might earn himself a curly ginger wig, and why Stellini’s march to Champions League managing glory is assured. Yes indeed, this week’s pod is as crisp and measured as a perfect Pierre pass!
What A Fox Up
Steff, Milo, and Ram break apart the debacle against Leicester, taking first the instant view and then the analytical one of every goal conceded. There are some interesting conclusions. We’ll also try to wrap our heads around injuries, and which song Daniel Levy best resembles. It’s educational therapy, so come join us on the couch…
The Greatest
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss record-breaking Harry Kane, another defeat of Man City, why the staff must start preparing iced towels and breathing exercises in the 28th minute, and the stone cold fact that however much you try to intellectualize it, Pep’s just a knob. Enjoy!
Chasing Leeds
Steff, Milo, and Ram dive into the annual TGIAG AGM, the total chaos of our 4-3 win over Leeds, selfies with Deki, and a night out in Nottingham – cobs and all. We’ll also discuss who might need this upcoming break the most? Answers in a Mastodon post, and if you don’t know how to, Milo has the answers. Needs are as needs Musk eh?!!!
A Shoe In
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss our return to the Champions League against Marseille, UEFA’s taste for expenses, expensive loafers, the disgraceful behaviour of Marseille’s ‘supporters’ AND why the Manager of The Month curse is actually a load of old bollocks. There’s more, trust us, and yes, the Richarlison love in continues…
7 Up
This week you’ll learn what trip-hop bands get drunk on, why Tuchel is the ‘smallest’ man in football, what the EXACT state of our squad is in relation to domestic and European rules, how we beat Wolves 1-0, and all because Steff and Ram were joined by a returning, rejuvenated Milo who wrote 17 pages of notes in a hail of Czech lager last week with his pants on!
Happy Mondays
Live and direct from The Game Is About Glory Towers, Ram, Milo, Ricky and Steff look back on those sharp dressed men of Tottenham Hotspur’s performance earlier tonight at the new Lane, where they gave us all their lovin’ with a 5-0 spanking of Everton. We also look back at something which happened over a week ago AND we look forward to Saturday’s tea-time classic at Old Trafford. 3-2-1…
Emotional Conte-nt
Steff, Milo and Ricky look back at Turf Moor lows, Elland Road highs, dynamic duos and Antonio Conte’s potentially menopausal media modulations which have seen him both violently throwing handbags and showering the squad with kisses within days. So not only do we drill into the matches that matter, this week you’ll also get a dose of aural HRT!