Gray Day

Steff, Milo, and Ram discuss the fruit of victory at Selhurst Park, ponder the concept of being managed by Syd Barrett, Lemmy, or Burnstein & Mensch, muse over whether we are miserable bastards, discuss the mighty Archie Gray, pontificate on the importance of inches, and find time to compare our current state to literature! Happy Holidays!

Doubting Thomas

Steff, Milo and Gareth are your therapists helping guide us all through the choppy waters which saw a home defeat to Fulham and a CL away defeat to PSG. You actually get a little over the usual ‘hour’ AND we don’t charge, so settle back on the couch, clear your mind, and engage with the assistance being offered (hope it helps!)…

Palhinhaaaaaah!

Steff, Milo, and Ram take a look back at our 1-1 draw with Wolves and our 3-0 midweek win over Doncaster in the League Cup, in the process hailing the debut of Luca Williams-Barnett and celebrating the week’s prolific scorer of gorgeous goals, João Palhinha. We also take a look back at The Week That Was, including ‘news’ of a takeover bid, and draw attention to a very important initiative the club is supporting. It’ll move through your ears with the grace and class of Saturday night’s equaliser…or something like that!

Cherry Bomb

Steff, Milo, and Ram dig into the debris of that Bournemouth match before embarking upon a pod journey which embraces everything from Super Pav to jigsaw puzzles to purple dildos! You don’t believe us? Load it up and listen…

A Pep In Our Step

Steff and Milo look back at yet another win over Manchester City, the mechanics behind it, the ways Thomas’ Tottenham go about their business, and we dip into the transfer news kerfuffle from last week. Remember…lads…it’s Manchester…

Wow

Steff, Milo, and Gareth bask in the top top job Thomas Frank is doing at Tottenham, bask in the beauty of Richy’s wondersmash, predictions for the season are offered, Milo goes over the new Premier League rules for this coming season, plus we try to fathom why the hell despicable racism still exists at football in 2025 and ponder what (beyond words) can be done to prevent it. Oh yes, we also touch on our final pre-season friendly against PSG…Kudus to us for all that, eh?!!!

Legend

Steff, Milo, and Ram find a few words to share on another quiet week at Spurs which saw us beat Arsenal 1-0 in Hong Kong, say goodbye to the mighty Sonny in Seoul, and potentially lose James Maddison for a while. So yes, not much in this episode (ahem)…