Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at the always fun always joyful beating of West Ham, the dynamism of Davies, PEH and Royal (!!!), why Sonny might earn himself a curly ginger wig, and why Stellini’s march to Champions League managing glory is assured. Yes indeed, this week’s pod is as crisp and measured as a perfect Pierre pass!
Emerson Royal
The Greatest
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss record-breaking Harry Kane, another defeat of Man City, why the staff must start preparing iced towels and breathing exercises in the 28th minute, and the stone cold fact that however much you try to intellectualize it, Pep’s just a knob. Enjoy!
Chasing Leeds
Steff, Milo, and Ram dive into the annual TGIAG AGM, the total chaos of our 4-3 win over Leeds, selfies with Deki, and a night out in Nottingham – cobs and all. We’ll also discuss who might need this upcoming break the most? Answers in a Mastodon post, and if you don’t know how to, Milo has the answers. Needs are as needs Musk eh?!!!
Leaving It Late
In this week’s edition of ‘see how they run…and run and run and run until mid-November, Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at an undefeated week against Sporting Lisbon and Bournemouth, salute Pierre-Emile Højbjerg’s courage, fawn over the legend that is Rodrigo Bentancur, and yes, we look back at ‘that’ VAR decision and present a passionate discussion on the subject we guarantee will be a fresh take for your ears.
Reservoir Slogs
Steff, Milo and Gareth trudge through the sludge of a bad week in N17, ponder our generosity, bemoan the calendar once more, discuss the details which are costing us so much right now, and conclude that the only way forward is putting on our big-boy suits, dark sunglasses and going ‘full Quentin’ through mid-November. We’re in this together, so join us won’t you?
The Joy Of Six
Milo, Ram and Gareth celebrate our 100th episode with a look back at our 6-2 thrashing of Leicester, spend less time than it take Sonny to score a hattrick reviewing the Sporting Lisbon game, rejoice in Eric Dier’s return to the England fold and reveal why high speed Conte is the best reason for signing up to Spurs Play.
Derbies and Dystopia
Steff, Milo and Gareth look back the summer transfer window, the draw at West Ham and the win over Fulham, eulogise the life-force that is Richarlison, and realize that next week’s match against Man City is actually a battle between cyberpunkish good (the aforementioned Richy) versus cyborg Bond villain Evil (Haaland). We also wonder if we’re too old to get away with Richy’s hair (not Milo or Gareth, just, err, Steff). 10 minute sin bin for him anyone?
7 Up
This week you’ll learn what trip-hop bands get drunk on, why Tuchel is the ‘smallest’ man in football, what the EXACT state of our squad is in relation to domestic and European rules, how we beat Wolves 1-0, and all because Steff and Ram were joined by a returning, rejuvenated Milo who wrote 17 pages of notes in a hail of Czech lager last week with his pants on!
Carry On Cruising
Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!
Everything Is Awesome!!!
Steff, Ricky and Milo dive deep into the 2-1 Walter Tull Trophy winning victory against Rangers at Ibrox, cast our eye over our debutants and discuss the world’s best right wing back Lucas Royal. We also discuss the latest transfer rumours, this week’s Spurs news, preview the documentary series chronicling our faux neighbour’s ‘Project’ AND find time to critique hair and socks! You know what you’re doing for the next hour or so, right?!