Steff, Milo, and Ricky reflect on getting taupedoed on Tyneside, why the panic is unwarranted, where we are in the football gym process (metaphorically!), and take a look at our final 6 matches. We also rejoice in the fact that surely that ‘shirt’ has seen its last appearance!
Rodrigo Bentancur
Mettle Micky
Milo and Ram discuss our win over Nottingham Forest, Micky’s thunderbastard, the mad 15 minutes at the end of the first half, half time subs, and moving into the top 4.
Johnson & Johnson
Milo, Gareth and Ricky discuss our draw at West Ham, our win over Luton, the financial results and we hear from Steff from deep behind enemy lines in Stratford.
Low Blockbusters
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at the 3-1 win over Crystal Palace, learn how to break low blocks with aplomb, offer an appreciation of Timo Werner, hail the card-free Romero, and take a peek at Palace manager Oliver Glasner’s head (inside and out). Plus, did Hugo Lloris really need a carrot in his face this week? We think so…
Growing Pains
Steff, Gareth and Milo discuss our loss to Wolves, ask how long this has been going on and probe Sonny’s finger and Jurgen’s sack.
We Like Last Minute Goals This Week
Steff, Milo, and Ram take stock of the 2-1 late show against Brighton, warm to the Sarr man and beautiful Tottenham skies, crow about Cuti, herald Sonny’s return, and argue the toss over whether something can be ‘nutshelled’…we might also touch on Luke Steele’s shitty hair cut and ponder Pierre’s contribution to the world in that regard.
Taupedoed
Ricky and Milo go it alone after Steff was blown off course. We discuss our games against Everton and Brentford and look back at the January transfer window and ask, how well did we do?
Smells Like Team Spirit
Milo, Gareth and Ricky chat about our draw at Man Utd, ask if it is a sign of how far we have come under Ange that we are disappointed with just a point, and as we begin to see players returning from injury, we marvel at the team spirit that has got us through the last couple of months and where that can take us the rest of this season.
You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angey
Steff, Milo, and Ricky look back at a highly entertaining match v Bournemouth, offer some movie recommendations and spotlight the Hollywood blockbusters which have accurately cast Ange in their smash hits…all this AND Milo makes a stone-cold cast iron prediction! 2024 is off to a flyer!
Remembering Tel
Steff, Milo, and Gareth celebrate Terry Venables, pick the positives out of our defeat to Villa, pontificate on playing four full-backs, look sternly at why Cash is out of credit with us, and salute Ange Postecoglou