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Buffet Slayers

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Steff and Milo look back at a ‘won-draw’ against Brighton on the south-coast, reflect on what sort of lunch our return to the Champions League against Villarreal was (metaphor alert), and pick the side for our League Cup tie against Doncaster Rovers. 

Cherry Bomb

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Steff, Milo, and Ram dig into the debris of that Bournemouth match before embarking upon a pod journey which embraces everything from Super Pav to jigsaw puzzles to purple dildos! You don’t believe us? Load it up and listen…

A Pep In Our Step

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Steff and Milo look back at yet another win over Manchester City, the mechanics behind it, the ways Thomas’ Tottenham go about their business, and we dip into the transfer news kerfuffle from last week. Remember…lads…it’s Manchester…

Wow

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Steff, Milo, and Gareth bask in the top top job Thomas Frank is doing at Tottenham, bask in the beauty of Richy’s wondersmash, predictions for the season are offered, Milo goes over the new Premier League rules for this coming season, plus we try to fathom why the hell despicable racism still exists at football in 2025 and ponder what (beyond words) can be done to prevent it. Oh yes, we also touch on our final pre-season friendly against PSG…Kudus to us for all that, eh?!!!

The #10 Commandment

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Steff & Milo ponder the Bayern friendly, Sonny’s move to LAFC, the injury to Madders and who will be our #10, plus Milo reduces the ‘squad numbers game’ to an easily digestible form for all of us…last week of pre-season so join us!

Bodø and the Bubble Perverts

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Steff & Milo go for good old fashioned ramble and stroll through the wasteland that is the Stratford Carpet Warehouse, reflect on a fantastic night against Bodø/Glimt in the first-leg of the Europa League semi-final, preview the second leg, show our appreciation for Norway, and compare James Maddison to Steff’s totemic and Maine Coon cat, Bubbles. Milo, meanwhile, expresses what he’d do to leakers!

Forest Frustration

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Steff and Milo crash the mics to throw down an instant reaction to the defeat against Forest. Steff goes wandering all over the place, Milo pulls it back into shape, and the conclusions are both honest and heartfelt. Maybe you’ll feel the same; you won’t know until you join us…

Djed Can Danso

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Steff and Milo look back at two wins and two clean sheets against Elfsborg and Brentford. Whiskey is had in celebration, an impromptu academy pod is dipped into by proxy, Milo reveals the true scope of his Djed Spence appreciation, and an enthusiastic Steff (fueled by the grain) challenges Milo’s editing skills. How wonderful it is to finally enjoy a week like this!