Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!
Emerson Royal
Everything Is Awesome!!!
Steff, Ricky and Milo dive deep into the 2-1 Walter Tull Trophy winning victory against Rangers at Ibrox, cast our eye over our debutants and discuss the world’s best right wing back Lucas Royal. We also discuss the latest transfer rumours, this week’s Spurs news, preview the documentary series chronicling our faux neighbour’s ‘Project’ AND find time to critique hair and socks! You know what you’re doing for the next hour or so, right?!
Season Review – 2021/22
This week we review our 2021/22 season. Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo look back at the journey from Nuno to Antonio and all the details within. We also have our second annual awards, the Glory Glenns, as we also ponder the glorious cult ascendance of Emerson Royal. There’s lots to sink into so what are you waiting for?
Tangible Fruit
This week, Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo plan an end of season party where Ricky will be doing his best Chas and Dave impression. We waste no time talking about our game against Burnley and once again see who is getting twitchy as the top four chase reaches the final chapter.
North London Is Ours
Enjoy 40 minutes of Steff and Milo talking about the easiest 60 minutes of our season. North London is ours.
Move Any Mountain
This week, Steff, Milo and James look back at the 1-1 draw against Liverpool at Anfield (where there was no shamen anybody in what was a Royal performance), and try to stay calm and non-hyperbolic as the biggest NLD ever looms on the horizon. We also look at why Newcastle are a force to be reckoned with, and how Dele could get us back into the CL. Missing all this would be naughty naughty verrry naughty, so 3-2-1…
Chill Out
This week; Steff, Gareth and Milo explain why we should all keep calm despite the Brighton defeat, investigate the potential root of Milo’s G-Spot whilst we all get lost in society and thus discuss who from the current squad would make a good manager. All this AND we unveil the greatest ambient recording of all-time. Prepare to have your perceptions altered…
Dirty Cash
This week Steff, Ricky, James and Milo discuss David Pleat joining Pink Floyd for their first new music in over two decades, our 4-0 thumping of Aston Villa, whether thug-life returned to Villa Park, and we take a look back at the role of fullbacks and wingbacks over the last few decades. All this and the first ‘realsmell pod’ as we are brought into the heart of a filthy toilet in Kathmandu. Breeeathe in!
Celestial Bodies
This week Steff, Gareth, Ricky and Milo explore our solar system, why Roberto Carlos is shiiiiite, what apps we couldn’t live without and…oh, that’s right, there was a spot of football to discuss too! Cue glee, joy, spaniels, whiskey and the Conte machine in full flight-mode. Come ON!!!
Just A (90) Minute
In this first pod of 2022, Steff, Milo, Ram and Jay look to vary things up as they review the various matches which took place over the festive season, drawing the line at repetition and allowing no prevarication when looking back at Watford, Southampton, Crystal Palace and West Ham. Milo was vary happy to play Stockley Park, his accuracy proving variable, albeit he was dealing with minute details…just tune in. It will make sense.