Palhinhaaaaaah!

Steff, Milo, and Ram take a look back at our 1-1 draw with Wolves and our 3-0 midweek win over Doncaster in the League Cup, in the process hailing the debut of Luca Williams-Barnett and celebrating the week’s prolific scorer of gorgeous goals, João Palhinha. We also take a look back at The Week That Was, including ‘news’ of a takeover bid, and draw attention to a very important initiative the club is supporting. It’ll move through your ears with the grace and class of Saturday night’s equaliser…or something like that!

Wow

Steff, Milo, and Gareth bask in the top top job Thomas Frank is doing at Tottenham, bask in the beauty of Richy’s wondersmash, predictions for the season are offered, Milo goes over the new Premier League rules for this coming season, plus we try to fathom why the hell despicable racism still exists at football in 2025 and ponder what (beyond words) can be done to prevent it. Oh yes, we also touch on our final pre-season friendly against PSG…Kudus to us for all that, eh?!!!

All We Can Think About

Steff, Milo, and Gareth talk about…well it’s pretty f*%king clear what! Wednesday. In Bilbao. Thoughts, emotions, and reasons to be cheerful 1-2-3. They also do the hard yards and discuss the Villa match. By the end of the pod you will fully understand what it is to love with fearless passion (or something like that)!…

Topsy-Turvy Tottenham

Steff and Milo look back to another topsy-turvey Tottenham week as the highs of Alkmaar are balanced by defeat to Fulham. There’s humour, metaphors, existentialism, recognition of frustration, brave attempts to pronounce Bergvall properly, recognition of how glorious our first-choice CBs are, PLUS a formal declaration that our season essentially hinges on 5 games IF we can knock out the first two of those! It all makes sense…honest guv!

Bert and Loanees

Steff and Milo look back into the mists of time (last Wednesday) at the home game against Man City and run the rule over our loanees so far this season. We also pontificate on the importance of variety when having breakfast, and draw attention to how things have officially gone batty at the Training Centre. No, honestly…

Witness The Fitness

Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back at the 4-1 away win over Ipswich, run the rule on our returning players, and bask in the productivity of refreshed Son & Johnson. We also preview how the Europa League now looks, AND how could we not enjoy a little schadenfreude as we reflect on the loud choking sounds drifting from the vicinity of that waste disposal estate in Ashburton Grove.

Djed Can Danso

Steff and Milo look back at two wins and two clean sheets against Elfsborg and Brentford. Whiskey is had in celebration, an impromptu academy pod is dipped into by proxy, Milo reveals the true scope of his Djed Spence appreciation, and an enthusiastic Steff (fueled by the grain) challenges Milo’s editing skills. How wonderful it is to finally enjoy a week like this!