Steff, Milo, and Gareth take time to sort through the rubble left behind by Conte’s post-Southampton hand-grenade, and assess how we managed to turn a 3-1 lead into a 3-3 draw against Southampton at St. Mary’s. Has Conte lost the players? Tune in because we will break it down for you…and Gareth also creates a new terrace classic for one of our future stars!
Pierre-Emile Højbjerg
What A Fox Up
Steff, Milo, and Ram break apart the debacle against Leicester, taking first the instant view and then the analytical one of every goal conceded. There are some interesting conclusions. We’ll also try to wrap our heads around injuries, and which song Daniel Levy best resembles. It’s educational therapy, so come join us on the couch…
The Greatest
Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss record-breaking Harry Kane, another defeat of Man City, why the staff must start preparing iced towels and breathing exercises in the 28th minute, and the stone cold fact that however much you try to intellectualize it, Pep’s just a knob. Enjoy!
Midseason Review
Steff, Milo, and Gareth look back over Spurs season thus far with a comprehensive mini-review. Amidst the waves of praise for Bentancur, Kulusevski and Kane, we will also explore whether Wilfred Owen really did write a poem about this period in our history, whether Lucas has a future with us, and find ourselves walking down memory Lane as we look back on the career of Super Aaron Lennon. Did we also mention that FIFA are w*nkers?
Leaving It Late
In this week’s edition of ‘see how they run…and run and run and run until mid-November, Steff, Milo and Gareth look back at an undefeated week against Sporting Lisbon and Bournemouth, salute Pierre-Emile Højbjerg’s courage, fawn over the legend that is Rodrigo Bentancur, and yes, we look back at ‘that’ VAR decision and present a passionate discussion on the subject we guarantee will be a fresh take for your ears.
Reservoir Slogs
Steff, Milo and Gareth trudge through the sludge of a bad week in N17, ponder our generosity, bemoan the calendar once more, discuss the details which are costing us so much right now, and conclude that the only way forward is putting on our big-boy suits, dark sunglasses and going ‘full Quentin’ through mid-November. We’re in this together, so join us won’t you?
Cheeky Dinkers
Steff, Ram and Gareth look back at the controlled 2-0 victory over Everton, the keystone chaos of our 3-2 win over Frankfurt in the CL, how Pierre-Emile Højbjerg is a bit of a peaky blinder with his cheeky dinkers and ask whether all Danish footballers are insane hard men, question Adidas’s balls AND discuss one of the worst referees we’ve seen in Europe. You know what to do…
Carry On Cruising
Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!
Seoul Brothers
Steff, Ram and Milo look back at the highly successful South Korean tour, evaluate the week’s rumours, ponder punchable faces in footy, find out Milo’s favourite jersey for the 2022/23 season and connect the dots as to why the away shirt might have been designed to look aquatic. Inspect that turf Richy and do it twice a game near the area…or something like that.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Steff, Milo and Ram dive deep into the last week of summer Spurs activity, from the fixture list for 2022/23, to the signing of Yves Bissouma, to the increasing amount of exciting transfer rumours and all manner of matters in between. We also take a long look at the dynamo that is Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, debut our ‘What’s Dier Done’ weekly update, look forward to Amazon’s forthcoming All Or Nothing series, and Milo discovers we’ve all been saying Nicolas Bendtner’s name wrong. Tune in to hear it said properly!