Cheeky Dinkers

Steff, Ram and Gareth look back at the controlled 2-0 victory over Everton, the keystone chaos of our 3-2 win over Frankfurt in the CL, how Pierre-Emile Højbjerg is a bit of a peaky blinder with his cheeky dinkers and ask whether all Danish footballers are insane hard men, question Adidas’s balls AND discuss one of the worst referees we’ve seen in Europe. You know what to do…

Dirty Cash

This week Steff, Ricky, James and Milo discuss David Pleat joining Pink Floyd for their first new music in over two decades, our 4-0 thumping of Aston Villa, whether thug-life returned to Villa Park, and we take a look back at the role of fullbacks and wingbacks over the last few decades. All this and the first ‘realsmell pod’ as we are brought into the heart of a filthy toilet in Kathmandu. Breeeathe in!

Celestial Bodies

This week Steff, Gareth, Ricky and Milo explore our solar system, why Roberto Carlos is shiiiiite, what apps we couldn’t live without and…oh, that’s right, there was a spot of football to discuss too! Cue glee, joy, spaniels, whiskey and the Conte machine in full flight-mode. Come ON!!!

Bursting Bubbles

This week, Steff, Ram and Gareth laugh loudly as they recap the walk in the park that was beating West Ham at the Lane. They also dive deep into the potential actions of modern marketing in football, and reveal that Romero and Bentancur are top class geometrists. They also break down why night games are simply supreme in Spurs country. All this while Milo was away DJing in Europe!

Happy Mondays

Live and direct from The Game Is About Glory Towers, Ram, Milo, Ricky and Steff look back on those sharp dressed men of Tottenham Hotspur’s performance earlier tonight at the new Lane, where they gave us all their lovin’ with a 5-0 spanking of Everton. We also look back at something which happened over a week ago AND we look forward to Saturday’s tea-time classic at Old Trafford. 3-2-1…

Emotional Conte-nt

Steff, Milo and Ricky look back at Turf Moor lows, Elland Road highs, dynamic duos and Antonio Conte’s potentially menopausal media modulations which have seen him both violently throwing handbags and showering the squad with kisses within days. So not only do we drill into the matches that matter, this week you’ll also get a dose of aural HRT!

A Glitch In The Matrix

This week Steff, Ram, Ricky and Milo reveal the truth behind Spurs alarming home stand slump against Southampton and Wolves. The Matrix has a glitch. The 7 years olds in control need to stop squabbling every few minutes. James Brown needs to stop dragging out his encores and every Spurs supporter needs to stop worrying because none of this is real. So, for the TRUTH, as seen via an existential Tottenham lens, tune in right now.

A Cannon Of Excuses

This week, Steff, Milo and Aamar (formerly known as Luton and the key founder of this pod) convene to discuss the North London Derby only to find a variety of reasons lie behind its postponement. We will also be looking back at our League Cup semi-final second leg against Chelsea AND having a Conte-perspective natter about our reported transfer targets. Well, put it this way, IF Conte ‘nattered’ we try to frame how he’d feel about such rumoured incomings. All that AND we tell you the two ingredients for a party to be legitimate; they’re so obvious, a 4 year old knows…

Hey Jude

This week, Steff, Gareth, Milo and Ricky look back at the FA Cup 3rd round game against Morecambe and the League Cup Semi Final 1st Leg against Chelsea. We also give an honest evaluation as to who furthered or hindered their cause with Conte. No rants, but honest conversation about some obvious candidates and former fan favourites. 3-2-1 download!