Getting Back Eintracht

After a tech nightmare wiped out last Sunday’s record, Steff, Milo and Ricky engage in a gremlin-crushing double-headed review of our matches against Eintracht Frankfurt and Arsenal. We discuss the current system of play, chance creation, and what is currently missing (clue – ginger and Swedish)…it’s basically a live record so tune in now!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Steff, Milo and Simon discuss Dejan Kulusevski and how integral he is to all Spurs do (this after briefly discussing his Irish cousin Declan O’Kulusevski). In The Week That Was we look at the international break so far and how the quadruple is a foregone conclusion. All this and the revelation that one of these pod hacks has lucky underwear in the form of Pierre Pants…don’t be too tough on Milo and his superstitions as you listen in!

The Joy Of Six

Milo, Ram and Gareth celebrate our 100th episode with a look back at our 6-2 thrashing of Leicester, spend less time than it take Sonny to score a hattrick reviewing the Sporting Lisbon game, rejoice in Eric Dier’s return to the England fold and reveal why high speed Conte is the best reason for signing up to Spurs Play.

A Shoe In

Steff, Milo and Gareth discuss our return to the Champions League against Marseille, UEFA’s taste for expenses, expensive loafers, the disgraceful behaviour of Marseille’s ‘supporters’ AND why the Manager of The Month curse is actually a load of old bollocks. There’s more, trust us, and yes, the Richarlison love in continues…

Derbies and Dystopia

Steff, Milo and Gareth look back the summer transfer window, the draw at West Ham and the win over Fulham, eulogise the life-force that is Richarlison, and realize that next week’s match against Man City is actually a battle between cyberpunkish good (the aforementioned Richy) versus cyborg Bond villain Evil (Haaland). We also wonder if we’re too old to get away with Richy’s hair (not Milo or Gareth, just, err, Steff). 10 minute sin bin for him anyone?

Hats Off To Harry

Milo and Steff are joined by special guest, Caroline Stefko, of N17 Women and the Spurs Across The Pond newsletter to look back at our win over Nottingham Forest, ponder what is shit-housing versus genius, discusses ‘that’ assist, and revel in the joys of consistent drinking. We even find the only true words of coherent genius Pete Doherty managed as a Libertine, and that’s a fact.

7 Up

This week you’ll learn what trip-hop bands get drunk on, why Tuchel is the ‘smallest’ man in football, what the EXACT state of our squad is in relation to domestic and European rules, how we beat Wolves 1-0, and all because Steff and Ram were joined by a returning, rejuvenated Milo who wrote 17 pages of notes in a hail of Czech lager last week with his pants on!

The Late Show

Steff, Ricky and Gareth discuss the week that was, transfer news, The Rockford Files, who’d be the great DJs in Spurs squad history, the new third kit…oh, and some little matter in West London involving Spurs at Chelsea, even though there wasn’t much of note to discuss…you know the score. Don’t mess with Antonio when you shake his hand, or something like that…

Carry On Cruising

Steff, Gareth and Ricky discuss the joys of a Saturday 3pm opening day of season kick-off, the joys of a 4-1 win, the joys of King Deki, Prince Sess and his Royal accomplice among other fine performances, the joys of a deep stat (thank you Gareth), and the oddity that was Ralph Hassensuital (has any manager ever worn such bizarre clobber)? All this plus The Week That Was, transfer tattle and a look back at the latest All Or Nothing drop…complete with squeaks, sighs and crackles because Milo’s off forest bathing and won’t be editing them out!

Season Preview – 2022/23

Steff, Ram and Milo look back at our (not-so) friendly against Roma, our pre-season as a whole, how our new boys are fitting in and make their predictions for the 2022/23 season. There’s also The Week That Was, transfer tattle and our latest incredulous response to the All For Nothing gift that will apparently keep on giving.